lover in me is a lover in you...

lucky or desperate?

- Tsunami 181,000 died
- Numerous day-time rape cases in Delhi
- Girl raped by police (Mumbai)
- Floods in Mumbai
- Floods in B'lore, Chennai
- Stampede in Chennai
- Bomb Blasts in Delhi - diwali
- BPO girl raped and killed in B'lore
- Indiscriminate shoot out at IISc B'lore
- Riots in Gurgaon (Honda workers)
- Kashmir earthquake 80,000 died
- Delta express accident (hyderabad)
- protest agaist reservation

What plan do you have?

What do you plan to do this New Year’s Eve? This is an ever probing question that haunts most of us – evidently, just two days before the big day. By this time all of the clubs and pubs would have over-booked their repertoires and you will have no other go but to plan something on your own. Essentially, because you don’t want to carry a sorry face around, suggesting that, yeah! I screwed-up again. Well! I am no different, but I, certainly, have some plans and suggestions that may help.

D’abord, you can reserve a beachside bungalow, which has a nice, small bar and that can fit four or five of your close friends. Just sit, talk and share (well, drink) for the whole night and welcome the New Year’s dawn sitting with someone you care. A sauna would add an extra touch of luxury – believe me, you don’t wanna miss that.

Or, call your nearest Adventure Sports’ agent and book for a camping site and call-in some of your close friends and plead them to cancel all their plans and join you at the open-air grill and bon-fire. I believe this proves to be the best of all; you can shed all the worries and tensions of the foregone year.

Or, just call your roadside pub, and beg the owner to let you in; pay some extra cash – that never hurts. I am gonna do the same, I guess. Shake a leg with and sing some old forgotten song, just to remind yourself that you still like to enjoy life.

Or, in case, you don’t see anything working out, call one of your very good friends and talk about all that your both did together; how you both met; what all did you share – you can share that again J; you can also have a toast over the phone. And don’t, don’t, think of the long distance phone bill.

Well, (s)he should also be in your situation as yours J

Or, if nothing suits your taste, you can just sit in front of the idiot-box and enjoy being a bigot.

Bonne Annee.

Insanity - random thoughts

some things that come in mind when the clock rolls over to the new era. here are a couple random'iese.

1. buy a submerged island along the andaman 'n nicobar coast. this may help setting up new jobs for the fishermen and provide rising opportunities.
2. save the cows - kill more chicken. but one way or other you are killing the beast; try to spare both.
3. as more villagers are heading towards city life and jobs, buy cheap - $wise - land in the village and start thinking of a distinct business opportunity.
4. start looking for the bride, or whatever, doomsday to swell in next 6 years. predictions made after the tragic Tsunami disaster.
5. wash out pakistan and convert it into India's dumping ground. This one was quite weird, but, surely, this will help clean up Indian dirty streets - may not people.
6. (5) will alter the beautiful map of India, so better leave pakistan off the map & just leave it as a dumping ground.


Albert Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. The conclusion: If at first and second and third you don’t succeed, try something else.

1. so, if you are not moving up the corporate ladder, and nothing seems moving, should you kill your boss or break his rung?
2. should eyes from the unknowns - died during tsunami disaster - be transplanted to the livings? it would be a help to the blind population, not a disgrace to the dead.
3. will ash be donating her eyes after death? or, will her family be concealing her death's news so as to evade acceptors from the eye institution?
4. did Lord Hanuman really traveled at 500m/h from sri lanka to himalayas and back to save Laxman's life? guess what, Indian mythological characters have beaten all the latest science inventions?
5. Siva's second son came from the temples of south India - Lord Murugan who was always competitive with Lord Ganesh, probably, in getting lead in gaining their parent's affection.

Ganesha - the most intelligent
Murugan - the fastest

guess, who will win in the end :o)


Mahabharata:

what would have been the structure if mahabharata had been composed in the 21st century? here are some variations that would have occured:

1. Lord Krishna would have known as Kris, and with his charming personality he would have been famous among young ladies.
2. Kris would have known as a productive leader and an effective manager and not as a Lord. After all he made Arjun fight against his own family. Who else except a great leader can lead the team of blind followers.
3. Kris would have been called a shrewd manager; Arjun and Duryodhana went to seek Kris' help in the war, nevertheless Duryodhana reached Kris' place earlier, Kris gave Arjun the opportunity to bespeak.

quote : un-quote

• The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' Ronald-Reagan

• I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em. -Red Skelton, comedian

• If you get up every morning feeling pained to go to work, it is time for a switch. If you do follow your dream, you will be a wizard at what you do because you will give it your all. Have a dream and work towards it. If you don't, revisit life. Stop and think. Otherwise, you will just be a dead man walking. - Unknown
  

-- will keep on adding to the list...